iPhone Launch (Ho hum)

Let me just say that I’ve been anti-Apple since I was a kid. I doubt that’ll change – but I won’t throw it away as a possibility.

But, really. Who the frack gives a flying frack about the stupid fracking iPhone? I mean, really.

I know who. The sheep who have been brainwashed into thinking that whatever Apple produces is the next thing they must buy. It’s the mentality that all of Apple’s stuff “just works” and it’s the best thing out there. Which isn’t true, but don’t try telling them that.

iPoop. Same poop as everyone else’s poop, but branded white and it came out of Steve Jobs’ ass.  Gotta have it.

iCondom.  Same as a Trojan, but used by Steve Jobs.  Gotta have it.

iCar.  Slower, less gas efficient, and smaller than equivalent cars.  Only comes in white.  Steve Jobs just revealed it.  Gotta have it.

What is it with Apple fanboys?